Your eyes do not deceive you

Beneath that tray and galabeya lurks none other than Jessica Simpson. Yes, Jessica "Chicken of the Sea" Simpson, seen here sporting typical fly-catching facial expression.

This still courtesy of her show "The Price of Beauty". I couldn't find a clip of this scene in motion on YouTube, but I suspect that's just as well.

UPDATE 05/11/2010: "There ain't nothin' flat about anything on top of my head." - Jessica Simpson.

The bit you're looking for is at 3mins 50secs: