Och, aye! It's the night all Scotland lifts a wee dram to Robbie Burns. Let's celebrate with this completely rubbish 'fusion/steampunk/burlesque' belly dance "fluff" thingy made out of purple tartan:
This abomination brought to you courtesy of Etsy, of course. First and last time I ever go there for the purposes of this blog, promise. I'm going to leave it to the talented folks at Regretsy!